Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
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