Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
if i died would you start the facebook group?
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
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