I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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