Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
