Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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