I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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