I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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