That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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