What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
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Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
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Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
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