better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
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Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
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the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
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