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Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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