I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
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What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
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My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
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