I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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