Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
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