I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
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Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
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Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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