I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
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Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
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Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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