Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
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Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
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You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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