So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
Randomize