Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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