what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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