Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
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There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
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Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands