plz talk dirty to me
I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
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If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
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I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?