Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
It can also be a hat.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad