no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Silently passing ghastly beer farts as I move around the bridal department at Tiffany's. Call it my contribution to the holiday spirit.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Randomize
