In the future we'll all be gay
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
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Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
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My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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