next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
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Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
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The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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