The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
I knew you were gonna be a good wingman when the words "dibs on the chunky one" came out of your mouth.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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