i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
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We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
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No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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