my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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