Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
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I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
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I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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