All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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