so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
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You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
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watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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