This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
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I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
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you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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