The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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