By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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