ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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