Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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