Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
tell your sister to shave her snatch
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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