Just mADE A PArabola og urine
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
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