Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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