He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
Randomize
