i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Vodka?
Forever.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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