What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
Two words: blizzard sex
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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