Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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