I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
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Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
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I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
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