The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
i dont even know how to be here
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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