; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
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He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
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I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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