I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
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