I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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