Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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