apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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