Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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