I like to think it a success when the cops are called
Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
15 Ridiculous Ways Broke People Managed to Make a Buck
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
These 27 C*ck Blocks Are Savage AF
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
I need a burrito and a hug.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's