I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
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We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
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Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving