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(830): View more from Texas

I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys

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(480): View more from Arizona

I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.

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(206): View more from Washington

dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings

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(231): View more from Michigan

I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.

(989): View more from Michigan

If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.

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