wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Boobs speak an international language.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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