my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
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I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
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I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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