Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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