I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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