I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
