A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
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Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
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Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
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