Whats the glycemic index on semen?
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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