youre lurking in front of me
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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