there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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